

THE FUTURE
OF LABELING IN THE
QUANTUM UNIVERSE
CONSUMER NOTICE: Because Of The “Uncertainty Principle,” It Is Impossible For The Consumer To Find Out At The Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is And How Fast It Is Moving. IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back Into An Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-Emerge, The Existence Of This Product In That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.
SALT FACTS The difference between fresh cheese and aged cheese is salt. Italians call the curds that are eaten fresh before they begin to turn sour, ricotta, and it is made all throughout Italy. But once the salt is added, once cheese makers cure their products in Sole to prevent spoilage and allow for aging, then each cheese is different. |
WITH
A GRAIN OF SALT. . SCENE II


Is this an example of “A Life Less Ordinary?” I’d say not. Cameron puts a little OHCS between her cheek and gums for an instant Energy rush





We would have given a free box of our OHCS to Eminem to get him started on the Sole therapy because from the looks of his eating habits, he desperately needs it.